pinkiedash:

ask-mystre:

ohfuckyaoi:

thesilentsleeper:

aloisxfuckingxtrancy:

oh my god

“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”

Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.

oh my god I’M DYING

YOUNG WOMEN FIND THEMSELVES DRAWN TO IMAGES OF MEN ENGAGING IN PREMARITAL KISSING

HOW-TO GUIDES FOR GAY SEX MANEUVERS

This is real. It’s a real article and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.

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LOL

((Christwire is a purely satirical website people.))

I COULDN’T EVEN READ THE WHOLE THING. LAUGHING TOO HARD. OH GOD IT HURTS

(via the-almighty-zel)