Speaking of Scott…

If they do remake American Psycho, Scott Disick HAS to be cast as Patrick Bateman.

Doesn’t matter if Scott can’t act because he won’t have to! He is the character and that is literally his f—king life!!! I can see him putting on his facial mask, stressing about the design of his business card, and discussing the chardonnay then making a vulgar comment.

Bonus points for looking like him too.

Seriously, I hate Scott, but the man fits the bill! He’d be great! He’d be so fantastic we’d all leave the theater wondering if it was somehow based on his life.