May 2012
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May 30th
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May 30th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 22nd
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I Got Married
in Skyrim!! Lulz.  First off, the men in Skyrim leave much to be desired. My heart longed for the bachelor J’zargo, but alas, one cannot wed the khajiit!  So I searched long and far for a suitable man. But again, they all kind of suck. I finally settled on the nord mage, Onmund, because even though he’s a little baby back bitch, I figured his choice to become a mage meant he was...
May 21st
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 19th
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May 12th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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ME2: Team NO
felizone: I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF MY LIFE HAS NO SENSE, SO <3 Shit, I forgot about Grunt - added now D:
May 8th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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LEAVING MY LAST FINAL
howdoiputthisgently:
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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That awkward moment when you walk through the... →
May 3rd
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That moment when your friend says "Let's take a... →
May 3rd
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May 2nd
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